efficiency version of Weird Waiter

A man walked into a restaurant and sat at the only table left. Once seated, he asked the waitress for a spoon
A waiter approached and then took out a spoon from his pants pocket and placed it on the table the man. The man was startled and asked, "Are all the maids here carry spoons in their pants pockets like you?" The waiter replied, "Yes.Because since an expert in the field of work efficiency comes here, he found that 65% of our guests call the
By carrying clean spoons wherever we go, we've saved time because no longer need back to the kitchen. "He then took his order. When he wants to pay, he saw something strange at the waiter and asked again" Excuse me, but why are there hanging a rope hanging from the zipper pants are you? "
The waiter replied: "Yes. We all have. Because of the time efficiency experts find that we spend a long enough time if you must wash your hands after urinating. Look at us bind" turtledove "us with this rope. So if we want to urinate, Our lives pull the rope, the turtledove out and immediately urinated...
so we do not have to hold it at all and do not need to wash your hands. Saves a lot of time right? "" Ha? ... been waiting for! "said the man." How do you restore your turtledove into your pants? "" Uh-oh .. baseball I know about her other servants, but if I still use a spoon."

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