killed by an affair

There were two men, had just died, was waiting at the door of the fate of the afterlife, because the fun of it, they then have a chat.

Male 1: "For what you die?".
Male 2: "Frozen Dead."
Male 1: "How does it feel frozen to death?".
Male 2: "Not too sick, ² feel cold at first, and then feel the body began to freeze, and then it's easy, knowing ² I've been here, there lha yourself why death?".

Penelope story

There was a very wealthy senator who was enjoying relaxing evening at their new luxurious home. Then there was this horrible conversation.

Wife (W): "Dad, is it true that you never cheating or sleeping with another woman? Just tell me, I'm not going mad. for me after all that has passed."

Husband (H): "I swear, I never ate, and if you are what ever, ma?"