how to Use Joke to Pick Up Women

Humor is the fruit of life, and this is especially true when it comes to picking up on a girl no matter where the location. Make them laugh, and I guarantee, that you are very close to getting their phone number and even to getting them to go out with you.

Jhonny ideals

A teacher intends to train children in primary school students to foster their self-esteem. The teacher asked them to introduce themselves at the same time expressing their ideals.

Morin stood up and said, "My name Morin. If you grow up I want to become a pilot, so I can go to America, Europe, Australia and so on",

killed by an affair

There were two men, had just died, was waiting at the door of the fate of the afterlife, because the fun of it, they then have a chat.

Male 1: "For what you die?".
Male 2: "Frozen Dead."
Male 1: "How does it feel frozen to death?".
Male 2: "Not too sick, ² feel cold at first, and then feel the body began to freeze, and then it's easy, knowing ² I've been here, there lha yourself why death?".

different sexes

Three men who are friends since college reunion in a cafe. After a long time not knowing how they are to one another, they were each asked about dating women who've had their time in college.

efficiency version of Weird Waiter

A man walked into a restaurant and sat at the only table left. Once seated, he asked the waitress for a spoon
A waiter approached and then took out a spoon from his pants pocket and placed it on the table the man. The man was startled and asked, "Are all the maids here carry spoons in their pants pockets like you?" The waiter replied, "Yes.

baby elephant

Baker is a hunter, this night he was in the middle of the Sumatra jungle . after preparing all the logistics got him into the forest. Slowly and surely he ducked from tree to tree.
from afar he clay a mother elephant and her son. he shot elephant. BANG..!!! proved fell down that child an elephant .

Result of Stingy Parents

A father who was very very stingy invited her beloved child to ride choppers. Initially the father did not agree to pay but because of his affection he finally melted and agreed. Once on the chopper, there was a conversation between Father and the pilot as follows:
Pilot: "Up pay $ 100, please note if you talk when you'll fly U fined $ 500 but if you do not speak a word will I love U $ 1000."
Having agreed on condition given by the pilot, helicopter flown by pilots with a way upside-down maneuvers and above.