killed by an affair

There were two men, had just died, was waiting at the door of the fate of the afterlife, because the fun of it, they then have a chat.

Male 1: "For what you die?".
Male 2: "Frozen Dead."
Male 1: "How does it feel frozen to death?".
Male 2: "Not too sick, ² feel cold at first, and then feel the body began to freeze, and then it's easy, knowing ² I've been here, there lha yourself why death?".

I'm having fun the way you think.....

At an elementary school, one time a beautiful young teacher asked one student:

Teacher: "Junior, mother please answer the question please ... Ok, if there are 5 birds at the window, then shot one, how many are still left behind?? ????"
Junior: "they gone Mam, the other a fly"
Teacher: "Wrong, should be answered still living 4 tails, but I'm having fun the way you think....."

I'm in room 69.

One day a young man walking in front of the hotel with a fast time.
He accidentally knocked a young mother's milk and the following conversation occurred:
Youth: Oh sorry I did not mean that, once again I'm sorry!

Young mothers: Where you put your eye?

At the beginning of time ...

God created the cow.
He said to the cow "Today I've created you!
As a cow you have to go out to pasture and had to work under the hot sun all day. I set about 50 years old. "

Cow mind "My life would be very hard for 50 years.
20 years would suffice for me. I return to the 30 years "
So God agreed..