killed by an affair

There were two men, had just died, was waiting at the door of the fate of the afterlife, because the fun of it, they then have a chat.

Male 1: "For what you die?".
Male 2: "Frozen Dead."
Male 1: "How does it feel frozen to death?".
Male 2: "Not too sick, ² feel cold at first, and then feel the body began to freeze, and then it's easy, knowing ² I've been here, there lha yourself why death?".

different sexes

Three men who are friends since college reunion in a cafe. After a long time not knowing how they are to one another, they were each asked about dating women who've had their time in college.