Penelope story

There was a very wealthy senator who was enjoying relaxing evening at their new luxurious home. Then there was this horrible conversation.

Wife (W): "Dad, is it true that you never cheating or sleeping with another woman? Just tell me, I'm not going mad. for me after all that has passed."

Husband (H): "I swear, I never ate, and if you are what ever, ma?"

I'm having fun the way you think.....

At an elementary school, one time a beautiful young teacher asked one student:

Teacher: "Junior, mother please answer the question please ... Ok, if there are 5 birds at the window, then shot one, how many are still left behind?? ????"
Junior: "they gone Mam, the other a fly"
Teacher: "Wrong, should be answered still living 4 tails, but I'm having fun the way you think....."

different of AIDS and ADIDAS

A girl who for the first time dating a man who loved Tatto so amazed to see a collection of tattoos on her new boyfriend's body. 

With this girl a little curious to read his girlfriend tattooed on your body with the dominant brand sports equipment "Nike" on the arm, "REEBOK" on foot.

had never seen before

Joe applied for a job as a guard rail tracks. He escorted Mr.Bean facing, head of department, to test the interview. "If there are two trains passed each other on the same track, what would you do?", Mr.Bean asked, wanted to know how quick Joe.

sunbathing effects

A woman spent almost all his vacation time sunbathing on the roof of the hotel where he was staying.
He was wearing a bathing suit on the first day. But on the second day, he concluded
that no one else can see it, so he let go of all her swimsuit.

roses and beautiful girl

Because there are no empty seats a pretty girl standing in a city bus, she was wearing a tank top and at the hands of the top (near the shoulder) there is a tattoo of roses, which made him look even more beautiful and sexy.
A young man who had been watching this beautiful girl said, "the beautiful roses is not it?".

I'm in room 69.

One day a young man walking in front of the hotel with a fast time.
He accidentally knocked a young mother's milk and the following conversation occurred:
Youth: Oh sorry I did not mean that, once again I'm sorry!

Young mothers: Where you put your eye?

The first experience of a veterinarian

A man who was also a young doctor, feeling very uncomfortable with what had happened.

He went home with tired faces and stress. Arriving home, he entered the bedroom and lay down on the bed and her mind began to chaos.

At the beginning of time ...

God created the cow.
He said to the cow "Today I've created you!
As a cow you have to go out to pasture and had to work under the hot sun all day. I set about 50 years old. "

Cow mind "My life would be very hard for 50 years.
20 years would suffice for me. I return to the 30 years "
So God agreed..

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Warning: the article in this blog nothing serious and all just for fun only. enjoy and eliminate stress with a laugh. I believe laughter let you include people who fall into that category "laughter is healthy" but not to continuous ... good reading and good laugh ok :D :D :D