Penelope story

There was a very wealthy senator who was enjoying relaxing evening at their new luxurious home. Then there was this horrible conversation.

Wife (W): "Dad, is it true that you never cheating or sleeping with another woman? Just tell me, I'm not going mad. for me after all that has passed."

Husband (H): "I swear, I never ate, and if you are what ever, ma?"

I'm having fun the way you think.....

At an elementary school, one time a beautiful young teacher asked one student:

Teacher: "Junior, mother please answer the question please ... Ok, if there are 5 birds at the window, then shot one, how many are still left behind?? ????"
Junior: "they gone Mam, the other a fly"
Teacher: "Wrong, should be answered still living 4 tails, but I'm having fun the way you think....."

different of AIDS and ADIDAS

A girl who for the first time dating a man who loved Tatto so amazed to see a collection of tattoos on her new boyfriend's body. 

With this girl a little curious to read his girlfriend tattooed on your body with the dominant brand sports equipment "Nike" on the arm, "REEBOK" on foot.

had never seen before

Joe applied for a job as a guard rail tracks. He escorted Mr.Bean facing, head of department, to test the interview. "If there are two trains passed each other on the same track, what would you do?", Mr.Bean asked, wanted to know how quick Joe.