killed by an affair

There were two men, had just died, was waiting at the door of the fate of the afterlife, because the fun of it, they then have a chat.

Male 1: "For what you die?".
Male 2: "Frozen Dead."
Male 1: "How does it feel frozen to death?".
Male 2: "Not too sick, ² feel cold at first, and then feel the body began to freeze, and then it's easy, knowing ² I've been here, there lha yourself why death?".
Male 1: "Heart attack, I always suspected my wife was there to play with another guy, so I left work one day sooner, I heard his voice, and immediately I ran into my room on the second floor, my wife was in bed, but why no one else, I open the closet, no one, I ran to the kitchen floor one, no people, I ran to the bathroom, past the refrigerator, no people too, kept me running straight to the third floor & so until I had a heart attack and death. "

Male 2: "Too bad, consider if the time you just open the refrigerator door, maybe we were not going to die."

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